breaking news!!! breaking lamps. breaking everything. i’m so fucking clumsy
i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere
i’m pissing myself
Abandoned dog that lived under a dumpster for 11 months is rescued and adopted [x]
This makes me so happy
look at this picture of young bill gates throwing a floppy disk at you
still sexy everytime i see this.
I’m laughing so hard that my dad was coming and he stayed and laughed with me lmao
Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.
this post fucked me up
favourite harry potter text posts on tumblr -> part 2 - marauders
do sam and dean have suitcases? when they end up in the hospital how do they handle insurance? if the impala’s vehicle registration sticker expired in like 2005, how have they never gotten pulled over? aren’t the authorities puzzled when the two detectives they just worked with are never seen or heard from again? so many questions
the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.